A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
He opens it to find two state troopers there. He asks if there is a
problem. One of the troopers asks if he is married. He says, "Yes, I
am." The trooper then asks if he could see a picture of the man's wife.
The guy says, "Sure," and gets a photo to show them.

The trooper says, "I'm sorry,sir. But it looks like your wife's been hit
by a truck."

The guy replies, "I know, but she has a great personality and is an
excellent cook."